in sixth grade me and my friends used to go around stealing peoples shoes and yelling “shoe mafia motherfuckers” and one day a teacher said that if we continue to steal shoes god will punish us and we laughed it off but later that day i went to mcdonalds and got 9 mcnuggets instead of 10 and thats how i know that karma is real
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
